Cybersex Log

The teachings of Cheesus

Cheesus Chapter 1:1
* Dragonrock does his jesus dance
* Treacle had an immaculate conception
<wet_lady> lol
<Dragonrock> i'm jesus, i'm jesus, i'm jesus!
<Dragonrock> woo
* Dragonrock does his water to wine trick
* Dragonrock wine for everyone!
<wet_lady> lol
<wet_lady> i like jack better though ...
* wet_lady pouts
* Dragonrock turns water to jack
<Dragonrock> there you go
<Dragonrock> i'm jesus...i just chose wine cuz it's more kosher
<Dragonrock> my jew friends approved
* wet_lady smiles and chugs at her glass
* Dragonrock goes to treacle and chills at her right hand
<rabbitfan2> and you yourslef are a jew
<Dragonrock> that i am
<Dragonrock> i'm still a little bitter about that....don't remind me
<rabbitfan2> JEW MAN
<Dragonrock> someone should have asked before they just went "snip snip" down there!
<Dragonrock> seriously!
<Dragonrock> what is the deal?!?!?
<monkeysuncl3> LOL
<rabbitfan2> i know right?!
<monkeysuncl3> i love it dragon
<rabbitfan2> It's ridiculous
<monkeysuncl3> easier to "maintain"
<rabbitfan2> it blows not having it
<wet_lady> LOL
<Dragonrock> woke up one morning and looked down and was like....oh man! someone's getting sent to hell for this!
<slickkitty> fore skin yuck
<rabbitfan2> Lmao
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<Dragonrock> called up mom and there pilate went
<Treacle> what what??
<Treacle> i'm lost
<Dragonrock> lol just accept it momma
* aussieblue gives treacle a map
<Dragonrock> i am so logging this as proof that i'm jesus
<Dragonrock> how does one log....
<Dragonrock> lol
<wet_lady> lol
<Treacle> omg cheese
* wet_lady pokes rock
<Treacle> ur whole life is logged here
<wet_lady> LOL
<aussieblue> lol
* wet_lady hugs tre
<Dragonrock> it's true
<wet_lady> you just made my day SO much better
<Treacle> me?
<wet_lady> yes you
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<Treacle> cos i gave birth to jesus?
<monkeysuncl3> my life is logged here, but im not usually around unless ther eis something going on, or buttons is here
<Treacle> haha
<wet_lady> LOL
<Treacle> wb monk
<monkeysuncl3> thx lol
<wet_lady> jesus put me through NINE YEARS of torture at a catholic school
* wet_lady glares at rock
<aussieblue> having the foreskin removed is a trade-off. less sensitivity for longer staying power
<wet_lady> sure you're still jesus?
* Dragonrock nonchalantly ascends to heaven
<Dragonrock> time to make a quick exit
<wet_lady> LOL
<Treacle> haha nonchalantly?
* wet_lady hugs rock
<Treacle> good word
<Dragonrock> little known fact, that's really why he ascended
<wet_lady> you know i luv ya
<wet_lady> lol
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<Dragonrock> everyone was like, "wait a second, this dude is the reason we're all gonna get our asses kicked by the orthodox jews"
<wet_lady> LOL
<Dragonrock> so they were about to kick his ass and he nonchalantly ascended


Cheesus Chapter 2:1
* Dragonrock reserves the right to be awesome
<Dragonrock> oh wait
<Dragonrock> i already am
<wet_lady> sorry to anyone i pissed off today
* Dragonrock thinks it's all in the past
<wet_lady> lol rock
<wet_lady> awesome?
<wet_lady> you ascend to heaven, therefore thou art awesome?
<Dragonrock> pretty much
<Dragonrock> that's what the bible tells me
<aussieblue> nope
<wet_lady> lol
<Dragonrock> or i should say...tells you
<wet_lady> omg....
<Dragonrock> i already knew it
<wet_lady> lmao
* wet_lady hugs rock
<aussieblue> you ascend therefore you are dead
<monkeysuncl3> wetttttttttttttttttttt
<wet_la- dy> LOL
<monkeysuncl3> start a game
<Dragonrock> ....wait a second!
<wet_lady> WHATTTTT?!
<wet_lady> lol
<wet_lady> i tried
<Dragonrock> i was totally told that that i am not dead!
<wet_lady> no one really cares...
<wet_lady> i think
<wet_lady> lol
<wet_lady> omg..rock...you died son....
<Dragonrock> i was told, "you die, you save people, you COME BACK TO LIFE, and then you can chill in heaven"
<wet_lady> LOL
<wet_lady> chill in heaven=dead
<Dragonrock> noooo
<wet_lady> lol
<Dragonrock> that's only you silly non-jews who have to do that
<Dragonrock> and mormons
<Dragonrock> i however am special
<Dragonrock> i get to be alive and in heaven
<Dragonrock> right momma?
<wet_lady> lol
<wet_lady> and atheists....
<wet_lady> we like decomposing
<Treacle> what hun?
<Dragonrock> well they actually are a special case
<monkeysuncl3> WETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
<don313> what about you going to hell and kicking some satan ass?
<monkeysuncl3> T / D
<wet_lady> WHAT?! MONK?!
<Dragonrock> we like to take them, put them in heaven, and then play pin the tail on the atheist
<wet_lady> NO
<Dragonrock> as a little joke
<wet_lady> i refuse to start
<monkeysuncl3> im askin
<monkeysuncl3> truth or dare
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<wet_lady> rock...that's mean
<Dragonrock> sorry
<wet_lady> i like not having tails pinned on my ass
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<wet_lady> lol
<kovy> hi
<Dragonrock> well too bad
<Dragonrock> i'm jesus
<rabbitfan2> >..
<Dragonrock> i do what i want