Cybersex Log

You Might Be A Camwhore If...

Feel free to add your own!

(With sincere apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...)

If your profile not only includes your yahoo and hotmail accounts but also your Paypal id...you just might be a camwhore!

If you address everyone as "babe" or "baby", including your Great Aunt Ruth...you just might be a camwhore!

If your Vanity license plate reads "ADMEUP"...you just might be a camwhore!

If your bumper sticker reads "Honk if you're horny and have a MasterCard or Visa"...you just might be a camwhore!

If you attend a fancy dress party and the first words out of your mouth when meeting someone is "age, sex, location"...you just might be a camwhore!

If you list your occupation on your tax return as "On-Line Entertainment Consultant"...you just might be a camwhore!

If your idea of foreplay is writing down your partner's credit card number...you just might be a camwhore!

If you're a woman and you're from the Philippines...you just might be a camwhore!

If the words "no thanks" sound like something in a foreign language...you just might be a camwhore!

If you speak fluent "camese" (the style of communication which consists of "cutting and pasting" the same lame ass ad over and over again in the public rooms)...you just might be a camwhore!

If you make more than two dozen Friend Requests a day to people you've never talked to before...you just might be a camwhore!

If "poking" is your idea of free advertising...you just might be a camwhore!

If your profile picture makes you look like you should be on the cover of a men's magazine and yet you're on an adult chat site looking for action...you just might be a camwhore!

If when asked if you're a cam girl your response is "y u ask?"...you just might be a camwhore!

If you were offended by any of this...you just might be a camwhore!