Cybersex Log

fg is in opi heaven

<funny guy> omg Opi Queen
<matron lucy> yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
* matron lucy is in an evil opi mood
* funny guy submits for Opi
* Treacle is in an evil mood
<jaimie08> sir opi
<Treacle> but no opi
* matron lucy gets the biggest pole....
<funny guy> wheeeeeeeeeee
* funny guy braces
* matron lucy rams it hard
* jaimie08 gets the tiniest pole
<jaimie08> omg
* funny guy takes a deep breath
<matron lucy> lol j
* thejoshman offers jaimie his pole ;)
<funny guy> wow
* Filter Profanities: Off
* Treacle has changed the topic to 'A funny little club run by a funny little guy - Fri night is Naked Jelly Disco Night'
* matron lucy rams it so hard it comes out fg mouth
<jaimie08> dont clench!!!!!
<wetlipsss> .
<jaimie08> nah..im good josh lol
<funny guy> fuck a duck
<matron lucy> omg
<jaimie08> lol fg
<matron lucy> fg
<matron lucy> im srry
<Treacle> wet
<funny guy> mmmmm
* thejoshman feels rejected by jaimie
<matron lucy> was it good for you fg
<funny guy> mmmm(take it out)mmmmmmmmm
<Treacle> lucy have u got it stuck?
<jaimie08> ooo lets opi hot cock
<matron lucy> omg yes i have
<jaimie08> lol fg
<funny guy> mmmmmmmmmm (shit)mmmmmmmmmmmm
* matron lucy looks at fg...he looks spit roasted
<jaimie08> lmao
* Treacle sits on the pole and wriggles
<matron lucy> omg
* Treacle swings her legs
* jaimie08 cant breathe
* matron lucy pullls hard
* funny guy starts to pass out
* matron lucy gets the lube
* Treacle puts on her gloves
* Treacle gets the chainsaw
* matron lucy gets her wellies on
<Treacle> haha those damn wellies
* matron lucy gets her mask on
* jaimie08 puts on a raincoat
<matron lucy> heheh
<matron lucy> after 3 girls
* Treacle lays down a blanket
<matron lucy> 1
<matron lucy> 2
* funny guy is freaking out
<matron lucy> 3
<jaimie08> omg
* Treacle pulls
<matron lucy> PULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
<jaimie0- 8> wait
<matron lucy> wot wot j
<jaimie08> im not ready!!!!!!!!!!
*** Toyah has joined the room
<funny guy> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh- hhhhhhhh shitttttttttttttttt
<funny guy> owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww- wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
<Toyah> hi all
* jaimie08 braces herself
<funny guy> Hye Toyah
<matron lucy> ffs stop fucking josh thios is an emergency
<jaimie08> hi toyah
<Treacle> hey toyah
<matron lucy> hi toyah
*** Indivisible has joined the room
*** Indivisible has quit ()
<jaimie08> IM NOT!
* Treacle is still pulling
<funny guy> stop doing what???
* matron lucy mops fg brow
*** Tinky_Pussy has joined the room
<thejoshman> hey toyah!
*** Indivisible has joined the room
* jaimie08 gets behind treacle and pulls
<funny guy> Stop pulling that Treacle thats not the Opi Pole
<matron lucy> like the enormous turnip t
<Treacle> hey indi
<matron lucy> lol
*** kiss_1fan has joined the room
<Treacle> omg lucy it is
<matron lucy> indiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- iiiiiiii
<Treacle> hey kiss
<jaimie08> omg
<matron lucy> hehehe
<matron lucy> pullllllllllllllllllllllll
* Treacle pulls with all her might
<funny guy> ummm get this thing out
* jaimie08 is still pulling
<Indivisible> hi Treacle, lucy :)
<matron lucy> indi we have an emergency
<kiss_1fan> hey treacle
<matron lucy> can u help us
<jaimie08> everybody help!!!!!!!!
* funny guy is dying
<jaimie08> pls now
<Toyah> hi indi
* funny guy has a heart attack
* matron lucy gives fg a bj to take his mind of it...
<matron lucy> omg
<Indivisible> hi Toyah
<funny guy> lol
<jaimie08> lmao lucy
* Treacle gets the electric shock pads again
* Indivisible wonders what he should be helping with
* funny guy is fading out
<matron lucy> omg ind
<matron lucy> pullllllllllllllllllllllllllll- lllll
<Treacle> the opi pole's in fg's ass
<jaimie08> pulling the pole out of fg's ass
<Treacle> stuck
<matron lucy> fg has an opi pole stuck up his bum
* thejoshman wonders what he has to do to get a bj from lucy :D
* funny guy sees a bright light ........... Kylie
<matron lucy> lmao josh
* Treacle zaps fg
<matron lucy> heheh fg
<Treacle> nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo- ooo not kylie!
<jaimie08> lol fg
* Indivisible hold onto lucy and pulls with all his might
* matron lucy feels the pole move
* Treacle gives fg mouth to mouth
* funny guy reaches out for Kylie..............
* funny guy fades
* Treacle breathes wine fumes into him
* funny guy is going
* jaimie08 dont go towards the light fg!!! its dark
* Treacle zaps fg again
* funny guy flatlines
* matron lucy says oi indy what ya poking in me
* Treacle triple zaps fg
* funny guy beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
* matron lucy sings kylie tio fg
* funny guy is gone
* Treacle weeps
* jaimie08 runs around in circles...whats going on?????
<matron lucy> brb family crisis with the ps
* Treacle screams... NOOOOOOOO
<jaimie08> noooooooooooooooooo
<Toyah> nursing is not what it used to be?
<Treacle> hehe no toyah
* funny guy 's spirit
* funny guy leaves
* Treacle buries FG... bye.
<Treacle> ah well another day
<Treacle> hah
* jaimie08 plants flowers
<Toyah> he was great guy!!! I'll miss him
* jaimie08 runs to the log
* Treacle dances on fg's grave
* funny guy is impressed with how everyones moved on
* Treacle is over it
<Treacle> FG...who?
* jaimie08 is eating ice cream
* Treacle is watching tv
<Toyah> ok now what? what was we talking about? lol