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Coolest/Funniest Saying-slogan you've heard

Subject:: Coolest/Funniest Saying-slogan you've heard
Message:: Mine is an msn title my lil bro put.
well shave my nuts and make me a milkshake cuz im gonna hang out with my wang out and rock out with my cock out...
XD

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from inithiel, 10:10am on 04 Apr, 2008

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from rexydon, 07:13am on 17 Apr, 2008

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from ladycolonel07, 03:57pm on 24 Apr, 2008

Subject:: Re: Coolest/Funniest Saying-slogan you've heard
Message:: From the robot Kryton in "Red Dwarf":

"Well, twist my nipple-nuts and call me Frank!"

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from Dreamwalker, 07:07am on 29 Jun, 2008

Subject:: Re: Coolest/Funniest Saying-slogan you've heard
Message:: Some people are like slinkies - they serve no detectable purpose except to make you smile when you push them down the stairs...

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from Jessica Rabbit, 03:17pm on 29 Jun, 2008

Subject:: Re: Coolest/Funniest Saying-slogan you've heard
Message:: Another one from "Red Dwarf," this time courtesy of Ace Rimmer:

"Smoke me a kipper and I'll be back for breakfast."

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from Dreamwalker, 03:26pm on 29 Jun, 2008

Subject:: Re: Coolest/Funniest Saying-slogan you've heard
Message:: Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
---------Wendell Johnson
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

My Reality Check bounced

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

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from Lel, 08:48pm on 30 Jun, 2008

Subject:: Re: Coolest/Funniest Saying-slogan you've heard
Message:: You know what, you shit me. What do you do? You shit me. (thats mine)

How is it you can walk so well with your head shoved all the way up your arse (another lil one I like)

I'll rip your bloody arms off (only older Aussies will remember Aunty Jack)

Trust me Im from the government (best to run at this point)

Have you found Jesus today (wow was he lost)

Elvis is alive and working at McDonalds (uh huh and ailens are real)

Walk tall, walk straight, kick the world right in the nuts (FG adaptation)

I'll kick your arse till your nose bleeds (owwww)

I'll rip out your eyes, shove em down your pants so you can watch me kick the crap out of ya (good one Moe)

Fuck you and fuck your dog (accompanied by finger movements is even funnier)

Up your nose with a rubber hose
Twice as far with a chocolate bar
Three times as far etc......

I'm sorry do I look like someone who gives a shit??

It was a battle of wits and he was unarmed.

You can fool some of the people some of the time, the rest you can usually bs.

If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit (my motto for work)

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