You Might Be A Camwhore If...

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(With sincere apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...)

If your profile not only includes your yahoo and hotmail accounts but also your Paypal id...you just might be a camwhore!

If you address everyone as "babe" or "baby", including your Great Aunt Ruth...you just might be a camwhore!

If your Vanity license plate reads "ADMEUP"...you just might be a camwhore!

If your bumper sticker reads "Honk if you're horny and have a MasterCard or Visa"...you just might be a camwhore!

If you attend a fancy dress party and the first words out of your mouth when meeting someone is "age, sex, location"...you just might be a camwhore!

If you list your occupation on your tax return as "On-Line Entertainment Consultant"...you just might be a camwhore!

If your idea of foreplay is writing down your partner's credit card number...you just might be a camwhore!

If you're a woman and you're from the Philippines...you just might be a camwhore!

If the words "no thanks" sounds like something in a foreign language...you just might be a camwhore!

If you speak fluent "camese" (the style of communication which consists of "cutting and pasting" the same lame ass ad over and over again in the public rooms)...you just might be a camwhore!

If you make more than two dozen Friend Requests a day to people you've never talked to before...you just might be a camwhore!

If "poking" is your idea of free advertising...you just might be a camwhore!

If your profile picture makes you look like you should be on the cover of a men's magazine and yet you're on an adult chat site looking for action...you just might be a camwhore!

If when asked if you're a cam girl your response is "y u ask?"...you just might be a camwhore!

If you were offended by any of this...you just might be a camwhore!

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If you offer to meet in person without asking for a name or even what city the person lives in, you might just be....

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If your idea of impotentancy is when your webcam is broken...you just might be a camwhore!

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If you describe yourself as "gorgeous," "intelligent," "open-minded", and "free for the first five minutes"...you just might be a camwhore!

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If your on-screen nickname consists of any combination of "sweet," "hot," "horny," or "sexy" in front of a common female name such as "Nicole," "Jessica," "Susan," or "Bahba"...you just might be a camwhore!

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If you took a lie detector test and you caused the device to immediately implode...you just might be a camwhore!

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If you actually read a person's profile before either sending them a poke, a message, or a friend request...then maybe you're NOT a camwhore!

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If you actually read a person's profile before sending them a poke, a message, or a friend request...then maybe you're NOT a camwhore!

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If you give out your IM address and you spell it like it's in some demented version of phonetics (i.e. hornymoneybags - a t - yaaaaaay magoo dotty cumloty)...you just might be a camwhore!

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If you walk up to a perfect stranger and start calling them some variation of "baby" (i.e. "babe," "bb," or "babes")...you just might be a camwhore!

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Finaly someone is stating the facts. i think everyone should read this and try and put a stop to camwhores

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if you block the person because they say "No i don't have a credit card but i would love to chat," Then you most probebly are a camwhore

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If you log into the chatrooms just long enough to post the same lame ass "cut and paste" message (i.e. "I'm so horny. Will show you a good time. Add me up. hotcunt4u@hot_mail.cum...") a few dozen times in rapid succession... and if someone is actually stupid enough to PM you, you PM him back with the same lame ass "cut and paste" message...then, yes, I'm afraid you may very well be a camwhore!

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Just offering this info as a public service. lol

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If your profile picture shows you leaning toward what is obviously a webcam, looking off to the side at what is obviously a computer screen, kneeling in from of what is obviously a keyboard, and the pic has "skankyhoes.com" stamped on it...then you just might be camwhore! Obviously!

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If you sign up for Disney.com in hopes of increasing your client base...you just might be a camwhore (and I'll probably see ya on "To Catch A Predator" soon...)!

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If you post your personal IM address(es) in your profile where everyone, including the local serial killer, can see it and use it, then you just might be a cam whore. ...on the other hand, a true camwhore wouldn't care if WERE a serial killer so long as your credit card is good...

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If the first thing you type when having a conversation with someone in a chatroom is "a/s/l" there's a fairly good chance you're a camwhore. Either that or you're incredibly stupid (or both). One word, people: Profiles!

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If the same profile picture shows up 12 different names and everytime it's asian...then you either multiple personalyties...or you are a cam-whore!

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If your "other job" is working at a fast food establishment and if when the customer gives you his or her credit card, you tell them that you'll take it "for age verification purposes only", then yes, you might be a camwhore!