
- Subject:
- Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- where are all the sweet sexy hot beautiful horny women on here love to chat and see all of you.

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- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- They are everywhere. However, you need a pair of specially crafted Cyber Specks in order to see them. Rush $19.99 plus $3,555 postage and handling (check, money order, and in a pinch, cash in small denominations) to:
Cyber Specks
555 Fifty-Fifth Ave. SE
Whatdfuc, New York 10555
Hope you derive hours and hours of fun with your new purchase (we certainly will have hours and hours of fun with YOUR money!). LOL!

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- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- Okay, I made Lel loose it (and not a drop of piss spilled this time, I notice). My work is done here. I can now die contented.

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

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- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- Hell if I can remember....

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

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- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- *Inspects Lel's posterior critically*
Nope, looks fine to me, darling. Very fine, as a matter of fact!
*Sings "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."*

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- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- Mind, I'd avoid horizontal stripes if I were you.....

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- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- Ah, screw that! Avoid the VERTICAL stripes... You know, as in prison uniforms? Remember, Lel-daring, never let the Feds take yous alive, capisce?

- Subject:
- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- but she just looks so good in the prison outfit, shes used to it too.
Btw lel how many times do i have to tell you, your ass if fucking massive, they will only tell you its not cos they wanna get in your pants.

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

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- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- Erm only if your into that sort stuff might be better to keep your pants on while your in prison though.

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

- Subject:
- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- im not sure lel which one would they put you in, are you male or female??????

- Subject:
- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- She'd be in danger in either case! LOL!

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

- Subject:
- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- yeah only tight when you're wearing them and funny its only tight around your ass

- Subject:
- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- *starts making himself a tight-fitting guard uniform*

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

- Subject:
- Re: Oh where oh where are you
- Message:
- Room for two in these puppies, Lel... Well, actually not really but I'm sure we could make do.
Hichichichic! *Demands his money back from Guffaw Crafters since he thinks he's been gyped*
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