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ajjm10306ny
Subject:
Oh where oh where are you
Message:
where are all the sweet sexy hot beautiful horny women on here love to chat and see all of you.

from ajjm10306ny, 09:47pm, 09 Apr, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
They are everywhere. However, you need a pair of specially crafted Cyber Specks in order to see them. Rush $19.99 plus $3,555 postage and handling (check, money order, and in a pinch, cash in small denominations) to:

Cyber Specks
555 Fifty-Fifth Ave. SE
Whatdfuc, New York 10555

Hope you derive hours and hours of fun with your new purchase (we certainly will have hours and hours of fun with YOUR money!). LOL!

from Dreamwalker, 11:55pm, 14 Jul, 2008

Lel

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

from Lel, 05:51am, 15 Jul, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
Okay, I made Lel loose it (and not a drop of piss spilled this time, I notice). My work is done here. I can now die contented.

from Dreamwalker, 08:46am, 15 Jul, 2008

Lel

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

from Lel, 08:51am, 15 Jul, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
Hell if I can remember....

from Dreamwalker, 05:55pm, 15 Jul, 2008

Lel

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

from Lel, 06:18pm, 15 Jul, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
*Inspects Lel's posterior critically*

Nope, looks fine to me, darling. Very fine, as a matter of fact!

*Sings "I like big butts and I cannot lie..."*

from Dreamwalker, 09:11pm, 15 Jul, 2008

mascarasnake
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
Mind, I'd avoid horizontal stripes if I were you.....

from mascarasnake, 11:56pm, 15 Jul, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
Ah, screw that! Avoid the VERTICAL stripes... You know, as in prison uniforms? Remember, Lel-daring, never let the Feds take yous alive, capisce?

from Dreamwalker, 01:19am, 16 Jul, 2008

A J
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
but she just looks so good in the prison outfit, shes used to it too.

Btw lel how many times do i have to tell you, your ass if fucking massive, they will only tell you its not cos they wanna get in your pants.

from A J, 05:57am, 16 Jul, 2008

Lel

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

from Lel, 05:59am, 16 Jul, 2008

A J
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
Erm only if your into that sort stuff might be better to keep your pants on while your in prison though.

from A J, 06:03am, 16 Jul, 2008

Lel

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

from Lel, 06:37am, 16 Jul, 2008

A J
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
im not sure lel which one would they put you in, are you male or female??????

from A J, 06:51am, 16 Jul, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
She'd be in danger in either case! LOL!

from Dreamwalker, 06:56am, 16 Jul, 2008

Lel

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

from Lel, 06:58am, 16 Jul, 2008

A J
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
yeah only tight when you're wearing them and funny its only tight around your ass

from A J, 07:02am, 16 Jul, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
*starts making himself a tight-fitting guard uniform*

from Dreamwalker, 08:29am, 16 Jul, 2008

Lel

Account deleted on 27 Jul, 2008

from Lel, 08:38am, 16 Jul, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: Oh where oh where are you
Message:
Room for two in these puppies, Lel... Well, actually not really but I'm sure we could make do.

Hichichichic! *Demands his money back from Guffaw Crafters since he thinks he's been gyped*

from Dreamwalker, 09:14am, 16 Jul, 2008

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