Comically exaggerated penis sizes

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What is an "inch"? I am from Europe, used to count metric!

...but you are right, by the way!

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id just like to say for the record..you may claim to have a 9 or 10 inch dick but do you really know how to use it???

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Precisely! I mean, what good is it to pack an AK-47 if you don't know how to take the safty off?

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rofl dream :P so true id ratehr have 5-7 and have 9 who cant do anything with it :P

tylene

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Thanks, Byron, it's always good to hear my work is appreciated.

Account deleted on 13 Aug, 2008

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7.5" (19 cm) is plenty!

Guys are so obsessed with numbers. Who wants a 10" pencil cock in them, for instance? I'm afraid that a huge member doesn't always make up for skilled hands, mouth and mind.

In profiles, most guys will add a few inches to their height, and a few to their length. I think the European average is between 5.5" and 6.5", a bit less for Asian men, and a bit more for African men. Either way, it's (usually) what you do with it that counts.

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I don't know..i just like 'em penises

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Penises and motor cars have a direct inverse co-relation. A man will compensate for his lack of penis size with a big 4x4 or a thrusting sports car. His woeful virility with a powerful engine etc.etc. The smaller the penis, the bigger the car.
Next time you're on the road, take a look at the dick behind the wheel of that monstrosity, do you think he's insecure about something? Don't forget to keep your eye out for me, though, I'll be in a one litre Nissan Micra.....

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

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Back in the day, my friends told me that it's about girth not length.. well and what they do with it!!

Erm, not all of the claims are exaggerated though... :s

Oh ffs, I'm talkin about cocks again argh!!

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oh ffs WTG why why whyyyyyyyyy....see when u talk about cocks im soon to follow...ok ok ive got a plan!

why dont all you boys stand in line and we will have a cock off/cock factor, me and WTG will be the suckers....oh i mean the judges oops

:P

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OMG cinders... that might just be your best idea yet!! I think there's been Cock Idol on babble before, but y'know... maybe we could bring some X Factor magic? OMFG add Simon Cowell too and.... yikes... *cums*

K lads, who's in?!

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omg and maybes to get 2 yes's we could try them out to see what we think
OMG lets do it!

*puts up adverts for cock factor*
come audition lads!

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

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well cinders can attest that i do in fact have a five foot long penis. PMSL

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a trick.....wow....why on earth would we trick you guys...have you never thought that me and her just like cocks???? lol!

oh..erm...trevvvv..erm.....speechless :P

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maybes you have to show me again, i think ive forgot hahaha

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gosh ok

*pulls out penis, flops it on the floor*