how far can you go??

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how far can you go??

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after watching a rather scandalous video on my computer earlier, i've become curious to a few things, butt mainly, how does one shoot his cum so far?? and how far can one go??

this guy got some serious distance! i was jealous... so now my new goal in life is to set a world record in cum slingin.

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Haahahaahahahahahahhahahahahaaaaa

ahhh this reminds me of a site advert there used to be on here... 'Squirt Wars' I think it was... oh how I miss that.

*goes to get old Squirt Wars measuring equipment and assauly course out of storage*

Cum Olympics anyone?

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yeah, i remember squirt wars...lol
i might look it up on redtube
but tbh.... i haven`t a fuckin clue how they do it !!!

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Do what? Squirt or shoot cum? omg am I actually saying that?! hahaha, well maybe it just takes the right partner, or lots of batteries!! :P

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to shoot cum! it goes so far!! butt i guess squirting can be applied to this too..
and yes. you did just say that.

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*claims forum post with pride*

Hell yeh I did! Ok who's in for Cum Olympics? How far can you shoot cum or squirt..... ummm, maybe there's other potential events in there too.... ummmmmmm ok, this is a bit weird huh? :S

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WTF? 4feet?! Isn't that like the height of a midget, or a dwarf maybe? So... you could lay on the floor and shoot cum into a dwarf's eye probably... omg.

(yeh, I know the others always start with monkeys and ice cream in forums, but I don't think any forum is complete without some reference to dwarves.)

:D

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Erm... they're called 'Persons
Of Restricted Growth' these days.
Or 'Porgs'. Please, not 'Dwarves'.

Or 'Little People'
Don't let me set the P.C.
Police on yo' ass!

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Ohhhh snake, I meant like Disney dwarves... surely you can't expect people to change the title of Snow White?!!

And are you sure you mean 4 feet Jay?! :S

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but 4 feet in babble is like 2 feet in real isn`t...
thats 610mm in metric for us europeans

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omg I hate metric... yeh but like even 2ft's a lot... should I be concerned?
If this is usual, then I've obviously only ever come across short-shooters... ummm... I should probably shush now eh?

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i`ve never been a long shooter....
more of a dribbler,
but what it lacks in distance it makes up for in quantity....by the bucket load :P

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

*vows never to check this forum again*

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Once again... lmfao lil!!!!!!!!

Yeh I heard that too - maybe it like builds up or sumat like a pressure cooker hahhahaha...

omg. Whatta forum :D

And shit, I broke my vow, oh well wouldn't be the first time!

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well maybe dribble isnt quite the right word, and your right the longer you leave it the more there is....
but it still dont squirt any where,
more like it cums out like a volcano instead...

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VICTORY IS MINE!!
well after countless hours of "practice" i think i found a way for me to do it.. i think the whole build up theory has some merit. if i pleasure myself to the point of almost cumming and stopping (without blue balling myself. ahahhaah) and repeated that a few times and then BAM! i went from a little beani volcano to mount st. helens! butt it got on my face and kinda grossed me out. haha
i looked it up online and it also said somewhere to "push down at the base of your penis" blocking your tubes or something... i couldn't figure it out :S oh well
butt now i'm a mr_squirter_marcus! bring on the cum olympics!!
i thnk i might enter in the "hammer throw" as well. :P

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oh i know about blocking your tubes, and even holding the valve shut to increase presure..... it works a bit .
and i never said it was little, i actually said theres a lot of quantity (scroll up) . but it just glugs out rather then squirt

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