Babble Haiku Competition, 2008.

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Babble Haiku Competition, 2008.

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WelcomeToThe Bab-
Ble Haiku Competition,
Two Thousand And Eight.

Let's get the creative juices flowing with a little fun contest for the best Haiku-jin in Babbleland.

A haiku is a form of poetry originating in Japan consisting of seventeen syllables in three lines.
The first line has five syllables, the second seven, the last line five.

There are, as yet, no official prizes, apart from the honour of the title of Bard Of Babble, to be bestowed on the best, the sexiest, the funniest and the most profound entries received. The five-seven-five syllable rule need not be strictly adhered to, but brevity is required please.
Here is my entry, to start things off

Hard cock. Soft pussy.
Thrust, cock! Clutch, pussy! Oh! Aagh!
Wet pussy. Soft cock.

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Yes, but thats the point.
If it was too easy, well,
It would be boring.

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A man lays down with
His wife, bliss. He lays with his
Girlfriend, ecstacy!

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I appear to be
Winning this competition,
Come on, have a go!

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Camgirls plague us all.
"Add me up," they tell us all.
"Subtract me," I say.

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Nice one, Dreamwalker,
I just knew that you would come
Up with something good.

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Hey, these Haiku's are
Pretty easy when you put
Your mind to it, eh?

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In the shower she
Soaps my buttocks, fingers wet.
'Mind my arsehole! Ouch!'

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Hey! I've been away
But now I'm back and at it.
Forums quake in fear!

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Grammar's an issue,
I must say, some of it is
Fucking horrendous.

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An wotz wit all dat
Abbreviation an shit?
Cant u fukin spel?

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Oh the art of lit
Is a dying one, I fear.
Resuscitate it!

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I don't get it again ...

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lmfao cleo, i get lost as well...reckon they hand out haiku maps?
lol
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haha heres my try....

my names cind3r3lla
the men need an umberella
as i squirt for fun

omg....is that 1, have i done it right haha, i cant believe i just wrote that lol
xxx

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Almost, but not quite,
Though top marks for effort, but
Line one let you down.

Cind3r3lla has
Four syllables, but who cares?
It was a good one!

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My umberella's
No good for Cind3r3llas
Squirt.Too small. Wet shirt.

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Long live wine bottles
Red or white or both tonight
Dazedly ranting.

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Amused, first eager
Exclaims slowly, proudly,firm
Reflections come clear

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Nurse, I have this wart
On the ridge of my bell end,
Can you freeze it please?