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You know the drill. One person makes a wish, the person below corrupts it then makes their own wish.
I wish I had a huge LCD flatscreen on my wall.
from Aylah , on 03:25am, 10 Oct, 2009
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Your wish is Granted, unfortunately I'm not sure who your uncle is so I had to remove everybody you ever knew, and for the rest of eternity you are alone.
I wish I was a writer for a successful Tv Show.
from drq489, on 03:48am, 10 Oct, 2009
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Granted, You can eat all you want and will never gain weight, in fact, Everytime you eat anything You will loose 2 pounds and never gain any back!!!
I wish I had a lifetime supply of good tastey, high quality, fresh beer
from drq489, on 06:01am, 11 Oct, 2009
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Granted, but you are allergic to it and can't drink it.
I wish I could fly anywhere I wanted at any time I wanted.
from sunnydaze, on 07:02am, 11 Oct, 2009
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Granted, but only in airplanes filled to brim with suicide bombers
I wish I would get hired at a good, fun, legal, high paying job, with excellent, intellegent co-workers that are a joy to be around
from drq489, on 10:43am, 11 Oct, 2009
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Granted, but on the first day you get ill and have to stay in bed the entire trip.
I wish that I had one of the greatest singing voices ever (as opposed to my own tone deaf singing voice).
from nightspy, on 03:20pm, 11 Oct, 2009
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Granted, however now your vag is so icky and crusty it looks like you ahve cornflake/granny flaps & cobwebs @ the age of 22...AND you are so loose your cervix falls out!!!gee too much BIG cock!
I wish I could fly lik a birdy
from Aylah , on 05:13pm, 11 Oct, 2009
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Granted, however the person who really loves you is the most disgusting, despicable person you've ever met and the mere thought of him/her makes you sick!
I wish I would win the lottery this weekend.
from nightspy, on 01:20am, 12 Oct, 2009
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Granted, but you seem to have forgotting about the horrors that occur with intentional altering of the space time continuium. You made this wish because of something you did and were more than displeased by the results, so you made the wish and I have granted it, there for the mistake never happened. But since it never happened, you had no reason to make that wish therefore I never granted it. Because I never granted it, the mistake didin fact happen so you did make the wish for me to grant. In short, you have now created a never ending time paradox; an endless loop if you will, so your selfish wish has in fact ending time and space as we know it and completely destroyed everything's future....Nice job!
I wish I had The ability to move objects regardless of weight and size with my mind and have complete control of it.
from drq489, on 04:29am, 12 Oct, 2009
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Granted but there's a problem the objects begin talking to you and they all sound like the exorcist you end up going crazy and jumping off a cliff thinking you can pick your own self up with your mind but the voices tell you know and you die.
I wish that i could awesome Sex every single time and still be normal down there
from Soul Rose, on 04:42am, 12 Oct, 2009
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Granted, but its with me
I wish I was the greatest chef ever, everyone loves my food and it never kills or hurts anyone in anyway and everyone is patient to get it.
from drq489, on 04:55am, 12 Oct, 2009
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Granted, however your business acumen sucks and your restaurant fails big time because you can't figure out your balance sheet, leaving you bankrupt, homeless and unable to afford the basic things to allow you to cook!
I wish I can live happily ever after with the girl of my dreams.
from nightspy, on 07:55am, 12 Oct, 2009
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Granted, but she is only the girl of your dreams...so you never physically see, touch, smell, hear or be with....plus you are unable to dream of anyone else
I wish people would abondon the use of text speak
from drq489, on 10:36am, 12 Oct, 2009
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