
- Subject:
- humpity ho!!
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- a while back i read about a guy who liked to hump the table on his back deck and i thought that was out there. then BAM! this:
http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/
dude got his schlong stuck in one! BAHA! now, what i want to know is, does anybody else out there have a humping fetish??
i've never seriously humped anything other than my hand, butt i did do my old gf's teddy bear once. i hated that thing, butt i loved giving it a pearl necklace! haha
oh and for me buxom beauties to answer... what's the weirdest thing you've stuck up your bearded taco?

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- Re: humpity ho!!
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- Humping can be sexy also ***** and **** and all that

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- <no subject>
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- Uhm...mine is not bearded..does that count then?

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- Re: humpity ho!!
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- Bearded taco?! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!
And teddy bear humping... omg... I've wandered into the wrong forum here.. yikes!
Erm, bye *runs*

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- Re: humpity ho!!
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- omfg....erm....wht is the topic again...humping???
omg i hate that word...
*humps WTG's leg*
hahaha

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- Re: humpity ho!!
- Message:
- humps cinders humping WTG....*sigh* humping orgy

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- Re: humpity ho!!
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- omfg....we just need someone to hump your leg now...wheres aj or dream?

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- Re: humpity ho!!
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- I don't think they can keep up hehehe

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- Re: humpity ho!!
- Message:
- Did I hear my name being used in vain again?
*Sees all the humping happening, hurried husks his Hefty Hustler, having had hundreds of hazy hallucinations of such horny humpings...*

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

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- Re: humpity ho!!
- Message:
- Well, tomorrow IS Hump Day...

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

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- Re: humpity ho!!
- Message:
- Okay, people it is now officially Hump Day. Here is a list of the provisions you will need in order to make the most out of next 24 hours...
*Hands out a loooong list of items to all concerned*
Oh, disregard Item #33. That was intended only for Lel but since she's not around, we won't be needing that...

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

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- Re: humpity ho!!
- Message:
- Never know when you might need, say, a staple gun...

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- Re: humpity ho!!
- Message:
- Or a fire extinguisher...

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

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- Re: humpity ho!!
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- Cheesecake is Item #56, between the Pencil Sharpener and the Forever Postage Stamps (they never expire, yay!).

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

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- Re: humpity ho!!
- Message:
- omg..cheesecake and ice-cream??? do i have to hump something to get some??
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