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mr_marcus
Subject:
humpity ho!!
Message:
a while back i read about a guy who liked to hump the table on his back deck and i thought that was out there. then BAM! this:

http://www.asylum.com/2008/08/11/man-humps-bench-gets-stuck/

dude got his schlong stuck in one! BAHA! now, what i want to know is, does anybody else out there have a humping fetish??
i've never seriously humped anything other than my hand, butt i did do my old gf's teddy bear once. i hated that thing, butt i loved giving it a pearl necklace! haha

oh and for me buxom beauties to answer... what's the weirdest thing you've stuck up your bearded taco?

from mr_marcus, 07:02am, 12 Aug, 2008

Cleopatra
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
Humping can be sexy also ***** and **** and all that

from Cleopatra, 08:29am, 12 Aug, 2008

Cleopatra
Subject:
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Message:
Uhm...mine is not bearded..does that count then?

from Cleopatra, 08:30am, 12 Aug, 2008

JayM

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

from JayM, 09:02am, 12 Aug, 2008

Whos_That_Girl
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
Bearded taco?! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!
And teddy bear humping... omg... I've wandered into the wrong forum here.. yikes!
Erm, bye *runs*

from Whos_That_Girl, 09:26am, 12 Aug, 2008

cind3r3lla
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
omfg....erm....wht is the topic again...humping???
omg i hate that word...

*humps WTG's leg*

hahaha

from cind3r3lla, 11:20am, 12 Aug, 2008

Cleopatra
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
humps cinders humping WTG....*sigh* humping orgy

from Cleopatra, 11:22am, 12 Aug, 2008

cind3r3lla
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
omfg....we just need someone to hump your leg now...wheres aj or dream?

from cind3r3lla, 11:23am, 12 Aug, 2008

Cleopatra
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
I don't think they can keep up hehehe

from Cleopatra, 11:36am, 12 Aug, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
Did I hear my name being used in vain again?

*Sees all the humping happening, hurried husks his Hefty Hustler, having had hundreds of hazy hallucinations of such horny humpings...*

from Dreamwalker, 03:12pm, 12 Aug, 2008

JayM

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

from JayM, 03:33pm, 12 Aug, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
Well, tomorrow IS Hump Day...

from Dreamwalker, 05:13pm, 12 Aug, 2008

JayM

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

from JayM, 02:58am, 13 Aug, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
Okay, people it is now officially Hump Day. Here is a list of the provisions you will need in order to make the most out of next 24 hours...

*Hands out a loooong list of items to all concerned*

Oh, disregard Item #33. That was intended only for Lel but since she's not around, we won't be needing that...

from Dreamwalker, 03:03pm, 13 Aug, 2008

JayM

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

from JayM, 04:09pm, 13 Aug, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
Never know when you might need, say, a staple gun...

from Dreamwalker, 04:44pm, 13 Aug, 2008

mascarasnake
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
Or a fire extinguisher...

from mascarasnake, 05:00pm, 13 Aug, 2008

JayM

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

from JayM, 07:01pm, 13 Aug, 2008

Dreamwalker
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
Cheesecake is Item #56, between the Pencil Sharpener and the Forever Postage Stamps (they never expire, yay!).

from Dreamwalker, 08:52pm, 13 Aug, 2008

JayM

Account deleted on 03 Sep, 2008

from JayM, 02:50am, 15 Aug, 2008

Cleopatra
Subject:
Re: humpity ho!!
Message:
omg..cheesecake and ice-cream??? do i have to hump something to get some??

from Cleopatra, 05:26am, 15 Aug, 2008

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