Quotes and all that :) I love confucious..and his weird ones :)

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Quotes and all that :) I love confucious..and his weird ones :)

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A superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
Confucius

Ability will never catch up with the demand for it.
Confucius

An oppressive government is more to be feared than a tiger.
Confucius

And remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Confucius

Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Confucius

By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Confucius

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life.
Confucius

Death and life have their determined appointments; riches and honors depend upon heaven.
Confucius

Do not impose on others what you yourself do not desire.
Confucius

Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
Confucius

Faced with what is right, to leave it undone shows a lack of courage.
Confucius

Go before the people with your example, and be laborious in their affairs.
Confucius

He who exercises government by means of his virtue may be compared to the north polar star, which keeps its place and all the stars turn towards it.
Confucius

He who learns but does not think, is lost! He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger.
Confucius

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# Man who run in front of car get tired.

# Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

# Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

# War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

# Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

# Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

# It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

# Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

# Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

# Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

# Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

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# Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

# Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

# He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

# Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

# Man who sit on tack get point!

# Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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# Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam.

# Man standing on toilet is high on pot.

# Secretary not permanent fixture until screwed on top of desk

# Man who stick foot in mouth get athlete's tongue!

# Man who live in glass house should not throw parties!

# Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!

# When called an idiot sometimes is better to be quiet, than open mouth and remove all doubt.

# "Man with glass house must dress in basement!"

# Everyone has a photographic memory, some people just don't have film!

# Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

# Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.

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confucius words have meaning in today's world, way and style of life. some of my personal favorited from him are:
-Be not ashamed of mistakes and thus make them crimes.
-Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
-Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.(i know lel posted it already, still i like it :p)
-Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
-I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
-Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
-Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
all of these and more of this quotes ive praticed or witnessed in my lifetime up to now, and it still holds truth as it it so many hundred of years ago.

and though its not cofucius, its a presonal favorite of mine:
-He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.
Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, Aphorism 146
(ps:my first post in a forum, yay! :p)

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beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

mhm..

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on a more serious note..

“Nobody deserves your tears, but whoever deserves them will not make you cry.”

“What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it.”

-Gabriel Garcia Marquez


"Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?"

-em, Albus Dumbledore

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* in a day, when you don't come across any problems - you can be sure that you are traveling in a wrong path
- Swami Vivekananda-

*everyone thinksof changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
-Leo Tolstoy-

*if someone feels that they hadnever mad a mistake in their life, then it means they had never tried a new thing in their life.
-Eindtein-

* never break four things in your life - TRUST, PROMISE, RELATION and HEART, because when they break they don't make noise but pains a lot.
-Charles-

* winning doesn't always mean being first, winning means you're doing better than you've done before.
-Bonnie Blair-

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quotes by confucius:

*man with tool in woman's mouth not necessarily dentist.

*to meet girl in park is good, but to park meat in girl is better.

* man with penis in peanut butter jar, fucking nuts.

* man who lay woman on ground, get piece on earth.

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never ignore a person who loves you, care for you & misses you, because one day you may wake up from your sleep and realize that you have lost the moon while counting stars.

happiness is a choice that requires effort at times.

the most beautiful things in the world must be seen form the heart.

harsh words break no bones but they do break hearts. love is the only thing that can be diveded without being diminished.

don't compare yourself with any one in this world. if you compare you are insulting yourself.

life laughs at you when you are unhappy. Life smiles at you when are happy. Life salutes you when you make others happy.

It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the earth with carpet.

If a problem can be solved, no need ot worry about it. if a problem cannot be solved what is the use of worrying?

If you miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears. It will hide another better opportunity in front of you.

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live for the moments you can't put into words.

just because today is a terrible day doesn't mean tomorrow won't be the best day of your life. you just gotta get there.

the truth is everyone is going to hurt, you just have to decide who's worth the pain.

sometimes i wish you would pay more attention to my favourite songs because the lyrics they sing are the words i am scared to say.

whats meant to be will always find away

never give up on someone you can't go a day without thinking about.

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You are so eaten up with pride and vanity that you’ll end by eating up one another, that’s what I prophecy.

A fool with a heart and no sense is just as unhappy as a fool with sense and no heart.

There are two sorts of mind: one that matters, and one that doesn't matter.

'The Idiot' - Fyodor Dostoevsky

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(Confucius* And I'm sure he'd be thrilled to be featured on babble... :s)

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omg I love you guys :P

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we love you too cleo.....

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aauwww :)

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"Man who photographs own penis might want to use telescopic lens!"

A quote from the great prophet Dreamwalker... hehe

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*sings to the tune of row row row your boat*

row row row a joint
twist it at the end
light em up
and have a puff
pass it to your friends

um..does that count?

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Close enough, Jaimilla!