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Alright, I'll give you guys a short summary, of how you should be with a woman.

Be upfront, don't beat around the bush, once a girl catches you being hesitant, they are free to be as manipulative as they want to be.

If you are looking for a regular girl, as I do, then talk about normal things, don't spam her with sex related subjects. Compliment her.

Never lie about yourself, don't front about yourself, once they see through your disguise, your getting blown out of the water.

from xxomfgitsmike, on 07:02pm, 17 Mar, 2010

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are you done??

from supermaniac, on 12:49pm, 11 May, 2010
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Alright, I'll give you guys a short summary, of how you should be with a hot skank.

Be upfront, dont' beat around her bush, make sure she shave/waxes that shit first. Be hesitant. You look like a rapist when you have every little thing planned out. Hide your rapist tendencies by hesitating here and there. Duh.

If you're looking for a regular hot skank, as I do, then don't talk about normal things. Talk about how moist her panties get when she sees that I'm online. Or talk about Twighlight. Don't compliment her. Degrade her for the worthless cum depository box that she is.

Always lie. Talk about how huge your cock is. Once they realize how much of a sexy beast you are, you're getting blown in the bathroom of McDonalds.

from Miiike, on 06:44pm, 11 May, 2010
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Lol Miiike, loved what you wrote, heads on on the original poster :)

And seriously xxomfgitsmike, you think girls are daft enough not to see through what you said? You "cockblocked" yourself, since you wrote "Never lie about yourself, don't front about yourself, once they see through your disguise, your getting blown out of the water." :)

What whole post feels like is a try to make yourself out to be gods answer to the sensitive guy girls are looking for :)

from Hot swedish male, on 05:48pm, 24 Aug, 2010
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Its simple every guy on here has a huge 8 incher, all the girls will tell you, so you tell them your's is 10 inches. That's the winning move

from Just A Guy 40, on 08:34am, 09 Sep, 2010
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To tell you the truth, if you want a chick to talk to you on here... Try saying something that she hasn't heard 180000 times... Boring conversations are never a win.

from dj_sexkitten, on 06:15am, 04 Nov, 2010
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Thumbs up to poster and Miiike

DJ, knowing that this site is so popular with sex related subjects, i dont think i can beat the poet guys on this site, maybe i'll just stick to facebook. lol...

from xanderxlg, on 01:07pm, 20 Nov, 2010
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I like the indirect approach.

Leaning over and whispering: "You know, you look so much like my great-aunt Mildred..." - to which I then add, "the one who left me 20 million in her will..."

It always works...

from WesleyBoy37, on 02:37pm, 01 Dec, 2010
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from peachykeen45, on 10:49am, 13 Dec, 2010