Things I've Learned

I've been here for less than a day. For the most part I like it, it's very easy to find my way around and everything work fairly well. I don't even mind that I constantly get that "Heavy load" error page all the time or that the chat randomly kicks everyone off randomly.

But this is what I've learned in my first 12 hours. So lets talk about that.
I'll put it in list form. Everyone loves lists right? I know I do!

1. My computer is stupid and very slow.

2. Every guy you or I will ever meet on the internet has a penis anywhere between 8-12 inches.

3. If I write something in my profile, It will be ignored UNLESS it's my phone number or my Yahoo/MSN addy.

4. Your Yahoo/MSN addy is apparently considered a good pick up line.

5. Guys copy and paste the same message the same message to you every time you enter chat. It can be a crappy RP scenario , a link to something you wish you never saw, or them just sending you a creepy line.

FUN FACT: While typing #5 I encountered it as well as 3 and 4

6. Apparently I look Korean, Japanese, Chines and Vietnamese.

7. Messaging me over and over when I'm clearly ignoring you is some how suppose to make me not want to block you.

8. I'm beginning to hate sweet talk.

9. No one cares if my name is in my nickname. They will ask me what my name is.

10. If I get annoyed with someone for begging me for something I already said "No" too. I'm a stupid bitch. Who knew?

11. There is some kind of measurement system designed for measuring how much of a slut someone is. If someone knows what it is please tell me. I don't know how to answer "How much of a slut are you?" when I'm asked.

12. Getting oral sex preformed on me bores me after a few minutes. That must be because I'm not getting it from the experts here on Babble.

FUN FACT: Yes getting oral bores me after about 5 minutes no matter how good you are/claim to be.

13. There's such thing as a cast fetish.

14. There is a video of 3 men dressed as pterodactyls having sex with a woman. Do guys really get off to that or is it a joke. I'd love to know.

15. "Hows u?", "u ok?" and "wut gd?" are officially things that make me angry.

FUN FACT: Yes I'm Asian, Chinese to be specific. But no I don't speak any. I was raised in an English speaking house hold. Yes I do know how to pronounce everything on a Chinese restaurant menu but that has nothing to do with my heritage it's just a talent I have. So please stop asking.

16. Some of the best times I've had on this site so far is connecting back into chat after a mass boot and reading all the reactions.

FUN FACT: I don't care what country you're from just because your from Paris doesn't mean I want to talk you. A city or country does NOT count as a pick up line.

That was my first 12 hours here on Babble. I think I'll be here awhile you guys are silly! Love you Babble people!