why pixie is going to hell...

<uncircumsized> let me fuck you in real life
<pixie_suicide> why? what do you have going for you?
<uncircumsized> cause i wanna fuck a slut
<pixie_suicide> how old are you?
<uncircumsized> 26
<pixie_suicide> where do you live?
<uncircumsized> seattle
<uncircumsized> i go to london alot for work
<pixie_suicide> why?
<uncircumsized> to coordinate on projects and stuff
<pixie_suicide> are you hideously ugly?
<uncircumsized> lol
<uncircumsized> no
<pixie_suicide> do you possess a foul odour?
<uncircumsized> no
<pixie_suicide> an unfortunate personality?
<uncircumsized> generally no, but i have my moments
<pixie_suicide> are you or have you ever been a member of pearl jam?
<uncircumsized> lol
<uncircumsized> no
<uncircumsized> don't listen to it either
<pixie_suicide> nirvana?
<uncircumsized> no
<uncircumsized> i generally don't listen to music at all
<pixie_suicide> what kinda soulless person doesnt listen to music?
<uncircumsized> me...
<pixie_suicide> you're souless?
<uncircumsized> dont listen to music
<pixie_suicide> you realise that most women figure a man has a foreskin unless he states otherwise right?
<uncircumsized> in europe
<uncircumsized> its the opposite on this side of the pond
<pixie_suicide> urghhh
<uncircumsized> you don't like circumsized cocks?
<pixie_suicide> no i hate the term on the other side of the pond
<pixie_suicide> twats say it
<pixie_suicide> its a fuckin ocean
<pixie_suicide> do you like movies?
<uncircumsized> oh
<uncircumsized> my bad...
<uncircumsized> yeah, i like movies
<pixie_suicide> what kind
<pixie_suicide> where do you wear your pants?
<uncircumsized> action, comedies, some thrillers, korea has been putting out some great movies lately
<uncircumsized> some british movies
<uncircumsized> what do you mean by where do i wear my pants?
<pixie_suicide> its a pretty simple question
<uncircumsized> uh... on my legs, around my waist
<uncircumsized> like normal...
<pixie_suicide> does your underwear show?
<uncircumsized> no
<uncircumsized> well
<pixie_suicide> thats good
<uncircumsized> they slide down a little once in a while and depends on what pants i'm wearing
<uncircumsized> but i wear them likea normal person, not some thug wanna be
<pixie_suicide> owhhhh thats says good things about you :D
<uncircumsized> :D
<uncircumsized> anymroe questions?
<pixie_suicide> ermmm.... are you a comunist?
<uncircumsized> lol
<uncircumsized> wtf?
<uncircumsized> no
<pixie_suicide> LOL
<pixie_suicide> do you like buscuits?
<uncircumsized> but i was born in russia
<uncircumsized> yeah, buscuits are good
<uncircumsized> so what do you say to fucking?
<uncircumsized> ?
<pixie_suicide> but you're soulless
<uncircumsized> no, just don't listen to music...
<uncircumsized> btw, been meaning to ask
<uncircumsized> are escorts legal in london?
<pixie_suicide> no, they take your hwang and then pound it with the nearest toilet seat. its been all over the news......they're really cracking down on it
<uncircumsized> lol
<uncircumsized> so anyway
<uncircumsized> are you gonna fuck me or should i try and find someone else
<pixie_suicide> umm... well you havnt really portrayed yourself very well but im all for second chances.. describe yourself good. real good.
<uncircumsized> you're making me work to hard for this, you're prolly not slutty enough for me anyway...
<uncircumsized> i'll look for someone else
<pixie_suicide> im feeling kinda horny this morning anyways, you've got a damned good chance
<pixie_suicide> i mean we've spent this long talking to eachother
<uncircumsized> thing is
<uncircumsized> i want more than just sex
<uncircumsized> i want rough nasty kinky dirty sex
<pixie_suicide> do tell
<uncircumsized> brutal throat fucking
<uncircumsized> rimjobs
<uncircumsized> anal
<uncircumsized> ass to mouth
<uncircumsized> cumming where ever i want
<uncircumsized> slapping
<uncircumsized> spanking
<uncircumsized> choking
<pixie_suicide> hell that aint over kinky in the grand scheme of things.
<uncircumsized> twisting your nipples well past 360 degrees
<uncircumsized> lol... ofcourse you'd say that
<uncircumsized> whats kinky in your book then?
<pixie_suicide> animals. dead people. hell even insects....wait... you want to twist my nipples off???
<pixie_suicide> dude thats not encouraging
<uncircumsized> not off
<uncircumsized> just twist them
<pixie_suicide> you said well past 360 degrees - you got any idea what kinda damage that can do to a tit?
<pixie_suicide> tell you what. ill let you fuck up my tits if youll let me to do the same to your balls
<pixie_suicide> we'll dirty talk at the same time
<uncircumsized> it'll make you clench your pussy really tight
<uncircumsized> and no, only thing i want you doing to my balls is sucking on them
<pixie_suicide> but i like twisting
<pixie_suicide> thats not very fair
<pixie_suicide> what if i get bored?
<uncircumsized> i didn't say it was fair
<uncircumsized> i said i wanted a slut
<uncircumsized> particularly a sub slut
<pixie_suicide> no you just said you wanted to fuck a slut
<uncircumsized> i'm adding the sub part now
<uncircumsized> do you give good rimjobs?
<pixie_suicide> i do happen to be a real life live in slave... but you didnt stipulate that at the begining
<pixie_suicide> you've been leading me astray
<uncircumsized> sorry
<pixie_suicide> appology accepted but my feelings are still hurt
<uncircumsized> what i really want is a completely submissive slave
<pixie_suicide> see your changing your shit again
<pixie_suicide> youll be telling me next youre a rockstar
<uncircumsized> lol
<uncircumsized> nope
<uncircumsized> thats waht i want
<uncircumsized> but i'll settle for a submissive slut ...
<pixie_suicide> did you tell that to santa yet?
<uncircumsized> but not one that will twist my balls
<pixie_suicide> cos times running out its already november..
<pixie_suicide> it could be a request and still be in your guidelines yknow. if you ever find a lamp i'd ask around if i was clear enough if i were you
<pixie_suicide> you'll be all monkey pawed otherwise
<pixie_suicide> do you swim?
<uncircumsized> no
<uncircumsized> back to sex stuff
<uncircumsized> do you give a good rimjob?
<pixie_suicide> do you?
<uncircumsized> no
<pixie_suicide> "thoult shall not ask of others what we ourselves cannot do"
<pixie_suicide> souless. truely souless.
<uncircumsized> like i said, i don't want fair...
<uncircumsized> i guess i'll look for someone else
<pixie_suicide> are you sure? we could be real compatable
<uncircumsized> you don't seam to wanna be a sub
<pixie_suicide> i need to want to be a sub, i've been a live in slave to my Master Billy_Suicide for nearly 9 years now
<uncircumsized> how much of a sub are you willing to be for me?
<uncircumsized> ?
<pixie_suicide> well not much of one at all, i dont submit to other guys who do not possess a soul nor a cannoo
<uncircumsized> then why do you keep saying we can be real compatable?
<pixie_suicide> because i enjoy the fact i've been fuckin with you lmfao
<pixie_suicide> you?
<pixie_suicide> and we've been into this what now? over an hour?
<uncircumsized> oh shit you got me!
<uncircumsized> how will i ever survive
<pixie_suicide> i'm not certain though im sure you'll live
<pixie_suicide> dunnnnnnnnnuhuhuhnuh...nuhhhnuhh CANT FUCK THIS...
<uncircumsized> its ok
<uncircumsized> i'll find a hotter slut to fuck
<pixie_suicide> yuh with your wonderful social skills?
<uncircumsized> lol
<uncircumsized> exactly


lmfaoooo