Why you should go to The Forrest calm and with an open mind

Alxath rolls back and forth, missing his feet
* LordofCookies orders his minions to do some bionic feet for Alxath "in 5 minutes they will be ready"
<LightOfNight> LordOfCookies?
<LordofCookies> yes, Light?
<LightOfNight> could your minions make me some cookies?
* LordofCookies can do it by himself 'cause all of his minions are working on the feet for Alxath
* LightOfNight claps hands
<LightOfNight> really?
* LordofCookies begins to bake some cookies "any special request
<LordofCookies> ?"
* LordofCookies minions walk to Alxath with his new feet "you want them?"
<LightOfNight> lots of chocolate
* Alxath sits up. "Well, I'm ready." A wind picks up and swirls around him. As the wind intensifies, it takes on a green light, and flashed brightly, surgin along his body, healing all his wounds. He leaps to his newly restored feet and screams at the top of his lungs, "BOOYAH MOTHERFUCKER!"
* King01 watches Alxath step on a landmine
<LightOfNight> O.O
* LordofCookies rips off Alxath legs and burns them "YOU ARE GOING TO USE MY BIONIC LEGS"
* LordofCookies orders his minions to puts the bionic legs on Alxath
* Alxath glares at lord, and with a snarl, punches him in the face.
* LordofCookies takes his cookies from the oven and gives an huge plate to Light
* Alxath the punch creates a massive snapping sound, as he's sent hurtling through the air, smashing theough trees and boulders.
<LightOfNight> YAY!
* LordofCookies throws cookies at Alxath face "don0t be silly"
* LightOfNight jumps out of my tree and lands on Cookie and starts nomming on the cookies he made for me
* Alxath holds his hand aloft until a small sphere of air coalesces around his fingers, taking on a soft glow and sinking into his flesh. The enrgy ripples throgh his body, and restores his feet. again.
* Alxath jumps up in the air, landing on a high branch. i sit down and glare at lord, throwing twigs at him.
* LightOfNight gives Cookie a big hug
<LightOfNight> thank you!
<LightOfNight> i needed these
<LordofCookies> I think I'm gonna kill you, Alxath
<Alxath> Get in line, bitch.
* LordofCookies smiles at Light "you're welcome"
* LordofCookies commands his minions to attack Alxath
* LightOfNight gets sling shit and shoots a rock at Alxath
<LightOfNight> leave the cookie man alone!
* Alxath sighs and summons up several windspirits. "Deal with them, will you?"
* Alxath 's spirits, in seconds, utterly destroy Lord's minions, shreddign them into peices.
* LightOfNight looks at the empty plate of cookies then looks at Cookie and whimpers
* Alxath glares at light. "Seriously, just why?"
<LightOfNight> what i do?
<Alxath> You shto a rock at my head.
* LordofCookies orders his sniper minions to shoot at Alxath's head... The three bullets penetrate Alxath skull between his eyes GAME OVER
<LightOfNight> oh i could have done worse
* Alxath lays there for a moment, then sits up. "OW, FUCK! WHAT THE HELL!?"
* LightOfNight tugs on Lords shirt and holds out the empty plate of cookies
* Alxath snarls, digging the bullets out of his forehead with his fingers.
<Alxath> Seriously, not cool, asshole.
* LordofCookies smiles at Light "Silly Light"
* LordofCookies gives another plate to Light
<LightOfNight> YAY!
<LordofCookies> I think it's fun, Alxath xD
* LightOfNight noms them all in a matter of seconds then whimpers
* Alxath flicks one of the bullets at the plate. The bullet flies through it, shattering it, and buries into the ground.
<Alxath> Why in gods name did i have to land here...
* LordofCookies look to the sky and it starts raining cookies
* Alxath looks upwards.
* LordofCookies opens his umbrella quickly
* LightOfNight growls before standing, takes my glasses off and looks at Alxath, eyes red with angers as i appear beside him suddenlyand grab him by the back of the neck
<Alxath> Oh you have GOT to be kidding me! WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF DISNEY BULLSHIT IS THIS!??!
* Alxath looks casually at Light. "Somethign I can do for you?"
* LordofCookies wonders why is Alxath so confused
*** Alxath has disconnected [Signing in from another session]
* LightOfNight turns and kicks Alxath in the stomach and forces him out of the tree
*** Alxath has joined the room
<Alxath> If not, you wanna let go of my neck?
* LightOfNight thinks a moment before squeezing it tightly then throwing him to the ground
<Alxath> OKAY! SERIOUSLY! WHAT THE HELL!?
<Alxath> Look, I'm sorry i broke your dish.
* LordofCookies thinks that Alxath has a really angry soul
<thetrueprophet69> he is not angery
* LightOfNight lands on Alxaths back and takes out a knife and holds it to the side of his neck
<thetrueprophet69> well he may be
<thetrueprophet69> but it is not bad
<LordofCookies> then what? xD
<Alxath> But i just got the crap beat out of em, was stabbed, caught in an explosion, had my feet blown off, fell out of the sky several miles up and hit the ground, and after healing my legs, had them promptly torn off again by some asshole who then tried to kill me and shot me in the head three times. SO CALM THE FUCK DOWN ABOUT THE FUCKING COOKIES!!!
<LordofCookies> I made him new legsandhe didn't wanted them
* thetrueprophet69 watches freak play with the blade "Alxath that is how we roll in here LOL"
* LightOfNight pushes the tip of my knife against Alxaths neck
<LightOfNight> Dont yell at me
* LordofCookies looks at Alxath "I said I was going to make you bionic legs and you ignored me... that's what you get for it"
* Alxath growls and grabs Light by the wrist. "Don't. Do. That."
* LordofCookies looks at Alxath "are you really going to hurt her?"
* LordofCookies grins
* LightOfNight growls "You have two seconds to let go of me"
* Alxath shrugs. "only if she doesnt get that toothpick off my neck."
<LightOfNight> 1
<LordofCookies> If you don't like forest, you can leave...
<LordofCookies> well...
* LightOfNight presses another knife into his ribs
* LordofCookies looks at Light and then to Alxath "bye bye"
* Alxath snarls, his body becoming enveloped by a raging torrent of air which sends light flying backwards. With a voice amplified by the wind, i scream, "GET THE FUCK OFF ME!!!"
* Alxath 's wind cloak dissipates, except for around his hands. "Seriously, you really have no idea what your fucking with."
* LordofCookies is so amused that he falls asleep while his minions catch him and put his blanky on top of him
* thetrueprophet69 watches the scean from his tree and chuckles
* Alxath walks over to another tree, lays down besides it, and closes his eyes.
* LordofCookies snores louder than Alxath voice and says softly "cookies cookies cookies"
* LightOfNight smiles and lands on my feet, sighs softly and brushes off before tying my hair back and shaking my head "your the one who has no idea what their doing"
* LightOfNight ears cookies and runs looking
<LightOfNight> where where!
* Alxath shrugs. "maybe so. But i have the luxury of not having to care."
* LordofCookies snores again "cookies cookies cookies"
* LightOfNight runs around looking for cookies before accidently stepping on Lord
* LordofCookies wakes up urgently "what? what?"
<LightOfNight> Cookies! Where are the cookies?
* LordofCookies notices that Light has stepped him
* Alxath yawns and falls asleep.
<LordofCookies> ouch
<LordofCookies> cookies?
<LightOfNight> oops
<LightOfNight> my bad
<LordofCookies> nobody talked about cookies, you silly
<LightOfNight> you were saying cookies cookies cookies
* LordofCookies sees Alxath sleeping and puts a cage aroung him "that will do the trick"
<LordofCookies> oh... that
* LordofCookies laughs
<LordofCookies> that's how I sleep
* LightOfNight whimpers
<LordofCookies> I can't even rest without thinking on my kingdom
* LightOfNight whimpers as i stand there with an empty plate
* LordofCookies looks at light, yawning "You want more?"
* LightOfNight nods
<LordofCookies> but I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo tired
* LightOfNight whimpers and makes a sad puppy face
* LordofCookies takes an adrenaline shot just like in L4D2 and makes a mountain of cookies with the seize of Mount Everest
* LordofCookies remembers that he is affraid of needles and faints
<LightOfNight> me looks at the pile wide eyed and drips the plare before diving in and nomming
* thetrueprophet69 mutters and makes his fire grow bigger huddling up to it as he gets cold
* LordofCookies regains his conscience and looks at true's fire
* Alxath wakes up to the overpowering stench of cookies, and discovers he's been buried beneath them. "Oh, for the love of god..."
* LightOfNight sits next to Lord nomming on cookies
<LordofCookies> you like them, Light?
* LightOfNight looks at Lord with a mouth full of cookies
<LordofCookies> i suppose that's a "yes"
* LordofCookies laughs
* Alxath roars with frustration, letting the air coalesce and condense around him. "GOD. DAMN..."
<Alxath> "COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!"
* LightOfNight sighs and shakes head
* LordofCookies remembers Alxath that he is in a cage
<LightOfNight> You dont like it then get the fuck out of the room
* Alxath lets the air burst outwards with immense force, sending the mountain of cookies flying in all directions.
<LordofCookies> I think someone called my name
<LightOfNight> who cares?
* Alxath pants, finally able to breathe again.
* LordofCookies thinks that luckily every cookie he made has a gps location and they return next to Light making a pile
<Alxath> Who...the hell...makes a giant....pile....of cookies....on top of someone.....while they're sleeping!? I mean....seriously, what the....hell....
* Alxath collapses from lack of oxygen.
<LordofCookies> true... can I use you fire for something?
<LightOfNight> someone who doesnt like the person that is sleeping
* LordofCookies makes another pile on top of Alxath but this time is dog poo
* thetrueprophet69 reachs out and grabs a cookie out of the air his eye flash the dark green glow coming back full force and in a voice that could cut stone "ALXATH enough ethere calm down or I am going to get up and make your ass sorry that you ever showed up"
* Alxath wakes up. "Wha...?" Sniff, sniff. "...GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
<LightOfNight> oh please do true
<LightOfNight> im so sick of this asshole
* LordofCookies writes in a post it and puts it next to Alxath. It says "true is the ADMIN of the forest"
<Alxath> In my time here, ive had limbs removed, been shot, and this bitch *points at Light* tried to stab me. And you're upset cuz i broke a dish and nearly suffocated?
<Alxath> Where'd you get your logic, yu-gi-oh?
<thetrueprophet69> alxath see her
<LightOfNight> oh dear
* thetrueprophet69 points a freak
* LordofCookies makes Alxath read the first message on "the forest" - just leave your drama begind
* LightOfNight shakes head and stands
<LordofCookies> *behind
<Alxath> My drama is all based in how many times ive nearly been murdered since i got here.
<Alxath> Not that i mind...
<LightOfNight> what i love is how you cant take a hind
<Alxath> but seriously, let a guy vent...
<LightOfNight> *hint
<LordofCookies> i got murdered by freak and violent neko the first time I came here and I'm fine with that
<Alxath> I cant ake a hint. I simply choose not to.
<Alxath> then why do you mind me growling a little?
<thetrueprophet69> she has done things to me that i do not even want to think of and guess what we roll rough if you cannot handle it then guess what you are in for an beat down
<thetrueprophet69> i mind the wind stroms
<FreakOnALeash69> o.o
* LordofCookies makes a cock made of cookies and handles it to Alxath laughing "maybe you should calm down and sit on this"
<thetrueprophet69> makes my fire all twitchy
<LightOfNight> wow
* Alxath sets it on fire. "I'm good, thanks."
* King01 peeps in from pm and sighs "Cant you all keep it down for five minutes?"
<LightOfNight> Freak im sorry i love how you randomly got dragged into this
<Alxath> I just wanted to take a nap, and they dumped a bunch of cookies and poop on me.
* thetrueprophet69 sighs
* Alxath goes back to sleep.
<thetrueprophet69> that is
<Alxath> If I wake up witha nything on me...
<thetrueprophet69> it
<thetrueprophet69> he is asleep
<Alxath> Your all gonna die.
<LordofCookies> you deserved that, you know?
<thetrueprophet69> leave it be
<Alxath> ...why was that? No, really, i want to hear this.
* FreakOnALeash69 cuts out Alxath voice box
<FreakOnALeash69> stfu
<LightOfNight> i really wish you would grow some balls Alxath and stop bitching and complaining. its getting annoying
* King01 sighs and shakes my head slowly, chuckling "With silence comes peace, with peace comes freedom, with freedom comes silence..."
<FreakOnALeash69> stupid cunt.
*** kineta has joined the room
<kineta> hi;)
<King01> howdy kineta
<thetrueprophet69> hey
* LordofCookies sniffs and look at the rest of the room "why can't some people play and have fun?"
<King01> hey kineta hun....can you do me a massive favour?
<FreakOnALeash69> o.o
* LordofCookies gives a plate of cookies to kineta "hello"
<King01> can you please keep Alxath buisy?
* Alxath regenerates his voice box.
<Alxath> Seriously, as long as i dont wake up covered in shit, im happy.
<kineta> ...why would i do that?
<thetrueprophet69> LOL
<King01> ...because ya love me so much?
* thetrueprophet69 pounders things
* King01 pulls an adorable puppy face
<LordofCookies> you don't want to know, kineta xD
<LightOfNight> oh please
* Alxath rolls over and falls asleep.
* FreakOnALeash69 sets up a shot gun and hand cuffs Alxath to a tree and makes the shot gun have unlimited bulets points it at alxaths throat so everytime he reginarates it gets blown off again.
<kineta> i want to know what im agreeing to first King :P
* LordofCookies answers his phone "yeah... cancel the flying pigs full with poo... this guy is over"
*** Kaleb has joined the room
<King01> keeping Alxath buisy, so he doesnt bitch anymore, I dont care how, just.....apease him somehow
* Alxath rolls his eyes. "Really?" Snaps the handcuffs, picks up the shotguna dn tosses it into the forest.
* Alxath goes to sleep.
<FreakOnALeash69> i doubt you could snap handcufs
<FreakOnALeash69> you're probly like a scrawny fourteen yr old
<Alxath> If they're covered in pink fur i can.
<FreakOnALeash69> with a 2 inch cock
<FreakOnALeash69> hoping to get his rocks off.
<FreakOnALeash69> trust me
* Kaleb blinks
<FreakOnALeash69> they aren
<FreakOnALeash69> t
<FreakOnALeash69> t
<FreakOnALeash69> i like pain
<Alxath> So...let me get this straight.
<Kaleb> gettin fiesty freaky?
<LightOfNight> really he is such a little bitch
<FreakOnALeash69> stfu, grow some balls act like a man
<FreakOnALeash69> and stop fucking complaining
<FreakOnALeash69> i know girls who got bigger balls than you do.
<Alxath> because I want to get off on a sex chat site...i went into a room called "the forrest" instead of "horny" or "big tits". Really?
<FreakOnALeash69> yep
<FreakOnALeash69> and then you started bieng a whiny bitch
<FreakOnALeash69> like the blues in horny or big tits
<Alxath> And...Im not complaining...in case you didnt notice.
<FreakOnALeash69> you're trolling
<Alxath> I just keep saying /me goes to sleep.
* King01 holds up a hand to freak "First time here Alxath?"
* Kaleb shakes his head and wonders what is going on
<Alxath> while you all repeatedly assault me.
<FreakOnALeash69> and we're playfull naughty bunch here.
<FreakOnALeash69> if you can't take it
<FreakOnALeash69> gtfo
<kineta> ....he's trolling? O_O
<Alxath> I can take it. It just seems you guys cant take some in character irritation...
<LightOfNight> Alxath
<LightOfNight> you dont like it here
<LightOfNight> then leave!
* Kaleb trolls with a loincloth and big club
<Alxath> seriously, whats the big deal? I'm not even doing anything.
*** Alxath has been kicked by FreakOnALeash69 (you're getting annoying.)