Testament
As good as dead.
Male | 25 years old
- Orientation:
- Straight
- Currently:
Offline
- Last Online:
- Today
- About:
- Note: TL;DR Section now available at the bottom!
This just came in!
Babble's Lesbian ratio has increased by 90% and 75% of the girls are now owned by Southernslut!
40% of the Lesbian girls are fake men who cannot get laid and decided to get some booty by faking it out.
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Welcome to LONGEST profiles to read on Babblesex.
You could consider this a warning and stop reading due to the possible eye bleeding and potential mad laughter that may occur while or after reading this profile. Please read at your own risk. Thank you in advance..
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Former owner and admin of "I Love Futanari".
Warning: Side effects may include nausea, vomiting, water retention, heartburn, hair loss, diarrhea, dry mouth, hallucination, dementia, painful rectal itch, psychosis, coma, pain, heartaches, headaches, major depressive disorder, death, halitosis, lung cancer, mental retardation, brain tumors, paralyzation, sleep loss, internal bleeding, internal combustion, a sudden craving to sniff your carpet, an addiction to cocaine, heroin, PCP, speed and Windex, bone weakening, claustrophobia, acne, playing Happy Kitty Island Adventure, regular PMS, making Jesus cry, the inability to use proper english in an online environment, homosexuality, AIDS, an urge to stab your spouse, inability to breathe oxygen, urge to watch the Chinese version of Friends, migraines, diabetes, deafness, and of course, the inability to speak properly.
Babble is not for everyone, consult your doctor before use!
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Current Babble Ratio: 40% Straight males with no brains, 1% Straight females with brains, 4% sluts with no brains, no shame, no remorse, no pity, 30% Lesbians, 2% Males with Brains, 3% Bisexual and homosexual males, 20% Bisexual Females.
Overall: Around ~40% Fakes, ~20% Cam girls, 10% emos, 20% drama queens, 10% attention whores.
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Whenever you feel down and helpless, remember... You were once the fastest sperm!
Babble crashes in the morning, Babble crashes at night
Babble crashes in the afternoon and then it feels alright
Babble crashes in times of peace and does in times of war
Babble crashes before it crashes and then it crashes some more
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It has reached the level to really get me intrigued about people who speak English as their first language and fail at spelling words such as "here" or the fact that they don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". Shame on you people :)
I hope you e-thugs realize that we're all equally moronic for being here, seeking internet sex and other sorts of entertainment, you are not better than others, wake up.
I laugh everytime I read "x is my mistress / master / slave / pet, touch / hurt her/him and I will obliterate you". Wake up to reality lads and lasses, on the internet, all you can do is cry your eyes out and bash your nerd face to the wall. You are not going to kill anyone and you're not going to physical hurt anyone. Get it into your stupid heads, ty.
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*** Jebacho has joined the room
<Jebacho> any girl with pissing fetish wants to see me on cam?
<Testament> gonna pee in your mouth?
<Jebacho> what a shitty room
*** Jebacho has left the room
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About me:
Part I:
Biography:
Hi, my name's Saga, I'm 24 of age.
Born on the 6th of June 1986, Kyoto, Japan from a Japanese mother, a Lebanese father.
I have lived 12 years in Japan before moving out till the age of 19 to Lebanon, then back to Japan until today.
I speak 4 languages being French, Arabic, English and Japanese, fluently written, spoken and read.
Appearance:
6'8 of height (2.04 meters), 181 pounds (82 kgs).
Skinny / athletic (Asian bodytype)
Hazel eyes, Dark brown hair, no facial hair.
Three rings in my right hand, one in the thumb, rest in the grooming and ring fingers.
I also have 3 earrings in my left ear, one at the top edge, two at the bottom in the lobe.
I sometimes wear glasses, sometimes contacts, depending on the mood.
Interests:
I'm a gamer at heart, a true nerd.
Sponsored for console gaming in Japan for 4 games by Sony Entertainment and Sammy Studios for "Guilty Gear", "Street Fighter", "Soul Calibur" and "Tekken".
I enjoy watching anime, hentai and reading manga.
I play video games of all sorts.
Edit: I am currently unemployed, but still doing casual Game Testing, awaiting some good tournaments to compete in.
Favorites:
Game: Guilty Gear XX Reload.
Movie: The silence of the Lambs.
Food: Chicken Teriyaki.
Drink: Coca Cola.
Alcohol Drink: Jack Daniels.
TV Show: Heroes.
Color: Purple.
Thing about myself: My hair.
Item: My Strawhat.
Manga: Death Note.
Anime: Hunter x Hunter.
Song: Judas Priest - The Painkiller.
Band: Iron Maiden.
Music Style: Death Metal.
Actor: Russel Crowe.
Actress: Kate Beckinsale.
Artist: Chuck Schuldiner.
Instrument: Violin.
Additional Info:
I smoke and drink.
I cherish my friends a lot, I look after them, care for them, worry about them.
I put them ahead of myself, I am not one to be greedy, nor backstab.
I sometimes tend to make mistakes, and make friends angry with me, thinking I'm doing what's best for their best interest but fail at it. I regret it if it happened, or will happen.. My sincere apologies in advance.
I tend to flip out easily, get angry, I have a weird and random sense of humor, if I get carried away, I'll drag everyone with me.
I sometimes get racist and point things out directly. Try to dodge me in that mood for your own good.
You have been warned.
Part II:
I am a virgin (YES OMG I AM).
I'm dominant by preference.
My top 3 arousal sources are: Squirting, swallowing and caressing my hair.
I rarely get any booty on babble because I tend to respect the people I'm with before invading their pants / e-pants.
I haven't cybered since mid-2010, for those claiming I should have ladies crawling at my feet, you are mistaken.
I 'fap' reasonably enough.
I have weird fetishes, nothing too disgusting / weird, but reasonably less liked by others.
I'm not too fond of sharing.
I like moderate sized breasts, I don't mind larger, I certainly don't mind small, but I'm just listing my favorite.
Part III:
A few reasons why people get on babble:
Note: If you think I'm trying to look 'cool' on the internet or judging people by posting these, you're mistaken, I actually fit in a few of the categories listed myself.
1- Too ugly to get laid in real life, therefore trying to get it here.
1.a- They use fake pics.
1.b- Anime pics.
2- They come here because life's been rough on them, used probably or whatever, making them unable to stay in a relationship or get one because they're recently hurt, just looking for casual sexing.
2.a- They could come up with a lie to make people pity them into sex.
2.b- They emo out and let people pity them into sex.
3- People come here because they're not satisfied by their partners.
3.a- Hub/wife/gf/bf can't deliver, or isn't the sex freak they are.
3.b- They are too fucking horny all the god damn time to think of something else to do.
4- They stick on the PC / work too much to get laid.
4.a- Nerds / Geeks.
4.b- Just can't be fucked / don't have money to go out / pay for a girl or even pay to club / dine with someone else in order to get in their pants.
5- Explore fantasies.
5.a- "Ive always wanted my dad to fuck me, but i can't ask him in real life".
5.b- "I haven't been enough of a whore to try x thing".
6- LOL IM SO COOL THIS IS THE INTERNET I CAN USE PEOPLE AND PRETEND IM A GURL / GUY.
6.a- I'm pitiful and want to waste people's time because it makes me look cool and a thug online.
6.b- My internet reputation increased by one.
7- They need love / affection.
7.a- They lack it from parents/friends/girl-boy-friends.
7.b- Demented or just want attention.
8- Boredom.
8.a- Utterly bored and have nothing better to do.
8.b- They just adore chatting and making new friends, and probably sexing them casually.
Part IV:
Favorite quotes and lyrics
"Ask me why I hate
Why I've prayed to see the nation that I love disintegrate
And gladly give my life
The revolution regenerates
In honor of the strife of those who've died
In generations before for your blood stained glory
I reject you
I deny you
I defy you to continue
I defy you to continue
In honor of the strife of those who've died
In generations before for your blood stained glory
I reject you
I deny you
I defy you to continue
Smite the shepherd and the sheep will be scattered"
- Lamb of God - Vigil
"Cheaply venal, stupidly verbose
A slip of the tongue, a slit of the throat
Six feet under with no marker
Keep my name from your mouth forever.
Free speech for the living, dead men tell no tales
Your laughing finger will never point again."
- Lamb of God - Omerta
"Only after the last trace comes
And the last drip of poison
Only after the last finch is caught
Will you find that money cannot pay hatred
When everything becomes irrelevant
When the sky tears open
Fire rains down, fire rains down
The fourth world comes to an end
Push the button, light the match
Feel the bloodlines detach
Cross-hairs in the evening light
I said it once the city burns tonight
The city burns tonight, tonight
The city burns tonight"
- Lamb of God - Reclamation
"That which runs through you will run you through"
- Vladimir - League of Legends.
"By all means, lead them all to my doorsteps. It will be like lambs... To the slaughter."
- The Queen of Blades - Starcraft II.
Part V:
Internet thugs & attention seeking [FAQ] (Currently in the making)
a) How to spot an e-thug?
-- Basically, it's quite simple, whenever you see someone shoving his might and bragging how cool he is on the internet, that's instantly recognized as an e-thug.
b) Why do e-thugs do what they do?
-- It's called attention seeking. One draws attention to himself by saying or performing an action of a sort. I.E: call someone a slut to look cool.
Or I.E: ban a person for personal reasons.
c) How to dodge an e-thug?
-- Since e-thugs feed on attention, the basic thing one should do is not give them what they seek most, which is obviously.. Attention.
Feeding the troll would be falling into his/her trap!
DUN DO ET JIMMEH!
d) What drives e-thugs to act the way they do?
-- You see, in most cases, trolls think they are the elitist selective awesome people who can come up with wicked jokes. The reason they need attention with those lowly jokes is because they haven't had enough attention in their life from one side, whether parental, sentimental, romantically and so on..
They take it out on people so that they can feel better about their pains and angers.
Making themselves elitist jerks provides them the proper attention they seek, flipping drama wherever they go because the 'weaker' minded people would succumb to their bitchiness.
***A few things you need to remember about e-thugs and attention whoring.***
-- Do not feed the trolls.
-- Do not answer the trolls.
-- Do not try to give them any sort of attention.
+-- Do not laugh at their poor, lowly jokes, do not cheer for them, do not side with them, do not show them you're interested in anything they say, do not try to fight them, do not show them you're annoyed by them.
For more information, please contact me through PM, Inbox message or Wall post.
Might add more later on depending on mood.
Anything else you need to know, feel free to ask!
Thank you for putting the time into reading my profile, hope I didn't sound too arrogant, it wasn't my intention.
Stay tuned for updates almost every week!
TL;DR:
I'm 24, name's Saga Kiske, I am a Japanese sponsored gamer.
I'm a virgin, I masturbate a lot.
I troll on constant basis.
I may be a bit clingy, do tell me to fuck off if it happens.
I like to chat a lot, casually or sexually.
I like very dark / heavy music.
I watch anime / read mangas.
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Recent Activity
Feb 3rd
3:43
Testament is now friends with Lustful Symphony
Jan 24th
6:04
Testament is now friends with cumsbothways
Jan 20th
13:28
Testament wrote on Testament's wall.
Dec 19th 2011
19:42
Testament is now friends with GirlWithOneEye
Dec 3rd 2011
3:27
Testament is now friends with bbbearcat
Nov 25th 2011
2:42
Testament wrote on Laurenson's wall.
The Wall
10 of 229 wall posts
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Hello Friend
How are you? Guess fine. First, my name is blessing, I'm young good looking girl,kind and friendly.Well i came through your profile and I decided to drop you a note.Meanwhile could you write me something more about yourself while i get back at you including my picture? Contact me through my private address.(blessing_mabou52@yahoo.com)
Have a very wonderful day.
Thanks,
blessing
(blessing_mabou52@yahoo.com)
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*prods*
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Cya Babble.
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:3
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Ps. You took down my fav picture. :(
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*Looks down* Me too. :)
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I miss you!
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what the hell dude! why are you not around? you know too much fapping can make you blind...I'm a perfect example of it
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Hey. You.
Listen to a band called The Devil Wears Prada <3
