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CloudyDay

applecause; just...because

Canada

Male | 28 years old

Looking for:: Adult Dating
Sex Chat/Cybersex
Casual Chat
Relationship/Dating
Webcam Sex
Phone Sex
Friendship
Orientation:: Straight
Currently:: Offline
Last Online:: Nov 22
About:: My hair is soft and fluffy...

Je pense que ce que j'aime plus au sujet de ce site, c'est le fait qu'il n'y ait qu'un petit nombre de publicités pour d'autres sites qui ne m'intéresseraient pas de toute façon.

Mais! Croyez-vous que le bonheur des unfs fait le malheur des autres?
Hélas!

"There she goooooes..there she goooes again.....pulsin' through my veeeeeeins..."

ohhh yes...catchy...I like that song :)

Above all, I am attracted to girls who display traits that distinguish them from others, and do so in a way that they are comfortable with;

The following physical traits/clothes/attitudes I see in girls pretty much send my boner in to the ground
(in other words, they turn me off something like a nation-wide power outage:

high heels
much make-up
smoking
drinking excessively

If we talk on this site, or any other site, I entertain sex talk, and non-sex stuff;

Well, earlier in the shower, I was trying to think of some way to make this profile more amusing, at least to me...
then I thought about writing a really hardcore, sex-obsessed, dirty, raunchy, profile, but with all the sex words censored...
here is what I have come up with so far...
but, bare in mind that I do not usually write like this, so a few things may sound screwy...
please also bear in mind that this is purely meant as a joke...

yo...me here wank&!?* and span&*&ing my big horse!&*@#&,
big and *(*@& hard and !!** all day and !*&*?ing all night long...
*%@(@ezzzz...ya ya ya... wanna #?&? wanna scruuuuuu....with yuuuuuuu....
and @&*& all $*()$*ing night long...I gotta big hard ($$!%? that needs you to @%*@#& and #*(#*(!@) and maybe if you lucky you get to #*()@*##* too...I in to anything - you !*(@#?&ing want it - I *(*)(#ing give it to all-a-ya @&*&\?ezz; cell phone too if yu want it is *(!@*-#(*!
so (!&&* horny and wanna !** all over ya &**#...want some hardcore slamming and !*&#ing...
you be my !&**# and I be yo' *!(*(@...sound good then email...
be waiting for all of you to &(*@& my hard *&*# and take it all down your
*(!!&@*&...cant wait no more...I ((*!&ing got wat you want so &*&*$ and get it babbeeeee!!!!!!...

*** end of pretend raunchy profile ***

wow..that was stupid :)
heehee
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